Please RT so Europe can’t ignore. America is the: Greatest Freest Oldest Strongest Healthiest Largest Smartest Fairest Equalest Handsomest Cleanest Safest Noblest Country on Earth.

History repeating youtu.be/gu-trYf96xo

Lenny Henry deplores racism, yet reacts with inciting violence. He does so sarcastically, but words either have meaning or they don't #qanda

I reckon faggots, coons, spicks and jews have to actually say" No more CENSORSHIP!" Ricky Gervais

But firxt the news #fullfrontal

When using rodents for sexual pleasure, ensure they are free of ticks and fleas. #safetyfirst TheChloeLamb Karl Chandler

And neutered!

Worst tjing bout twitling drunk, by th gym i figr ooyt wit i'm tweetinf, i forgot my original idea was

Courtesy is often people saying what they think you wanna hear, but progress can only be achieved by honesty. Preferably with details

Is it a problem when your farts smell like dishwashing liquid? rob delaney

Opinions on politics are like farts. You like yours, others are sometimes entertained by yours & they shouldn't be heard at dinner Lehmo

With red noses curing sids and moustaches takin down prostate cancer, I think we need 'Uggboots for asylum seekers!' Corinne Grant

Hold up everyone! Rumours are true about corns ability to be popped. Altho, I still disagree with KoRns ability to become pop Charlie Clausen

I found a typo in 'Letters to a Young Contrarion'. Anyone know how to contact Chris? He should know about this

Reading the TV guide and found out Macgyvers first name is 'Angus'. Felt like others may want to know/be reminded Weed Tweets ™

The day we stop exploring is the day we commit ourselves to live in a stagnant world, devoid of curiosity, empty of dreams.

9.63 seconds? That's even faster than me doing YOU KNOW WHAT (running 100 metres). Karl Chandler is that a new definition to chucks a U-bolt

"TheChloeLamb: Still praying for a Ray Romano sex tape to surface one day." The one featuring Fran Drescher?

"Away $40 Off Code - Away luggage promo code 2025: NASA about to announce discovery from ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover : ASTROLOGY IS REAL." Wil Anderson