Counterpoint:

If I was born to do one thing, it’s shake my ass in a club with my friend

Sorry, I cant make it out tonight. I have research to do

You watch your mouth 🫵🏽

y'all are missing out helping people move is one of the greatest joys of life. You get exercise while helping your friends at a pivotal moment in their lives. Close proximity and instant emotional intimacy plus they will probably feed you.

Doubling my step goal because my cat and I have been chasing each other back and forth through the house for the last 15 minutes

Just bought a pair of 9” inseam shorts, I’m going to be sick

Drunk at the bar looking for ways to sneak Zero Sugar MUG™️ ROOTBEER into the conversation naturally

gaslighting your friends into believing the phone call cut out so you couldnt hear them, but was still responding perfectly to them only by chance >>>

My 104 year old great grandma looked me in the eyes and said “good thing you’re here or we’d have nothing to laugh at” right before stepping up and hitting this

Can’t relate

Me and the boys on a Friday night

Just saw a run club in the wild.. I’m going to be sick

Turns out I didn’t need antidepressants. I just needed to move to the mountains with friends that are always down for activities!

not going out tonight. unless my friends want to go out tonight. in which case i will be going out tonight

Gonna throw on a crop top and cover myself in body glitter.. brb

Digital cameras make everything cuter

Taking an edible and discovering new ways to pop my own back

Friends for 1 year🎉

Day 14 of training my cat to be a ratatouille