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adam

@illex

living rent free in your moms basement.

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linkhttp://internet.biz calendar_today13-01-2009 23:02:22

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This lady really thought this could be her moment to shine as a right wing grifter but fumbled the bag. An average of $13 per item at a store where almost nothing is cheaper than $10. Should have bought a pack or two of USDA graded beef to help inflate it.

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Somewhere out there someone would have become the main character today, but their wild take just goes unnoticed.

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This is the most entertaining thing people in the 1600s could come up with. If you showed them an episode of Peppa Pig they’d think it was the best thing ever and would quit dancing forever.

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I keep getting ads for free shipping on this $2000 pizza oven. I promise you, the shipping is not the barrier to me getting your pizza oven.

I keep getting ads for free shipping on this $2000 pizza oven. I promise you, the shipping is not the barrier to me getting your pizza oven.
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[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] gk pks, gk pks- Other patients: gk pks, GK PKS Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] GK PKS, GK PKS, GK PKS!

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This posts replies show how truly terrible this site has become. All the blue check guys are in there like wow, masterful sir, truly epic. And everyone below them is like “that’s not how this works”

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Every single one of these posts is always like this person lives a very nice life and spends an excessive amount of money every day, how can they survive on this?