This lady really thought this could be her moment to shine as a right wing grifter but fumbled the bag. An average of $13 per item at a store where almost nothing is cheaper than $10. Should have bought a pack or two of USDA graded beef to help inflate it.

If you pay me $250k I will show you big boats that are not under water.

Somewhere out there someone would have become the main character today, but their wild take just goes unnoticed.

This is the most entertaining thing people in the 1600s could come up with. If you showed them an episode of Peppa Pig they’d think it was the best thing ever and would quit dancing forever.

I keep getting ads for free shipping on this $2000 pizza oven. I promise you, the shipping is not the barrier to me getting your pizza oven.

Cocaine so white it has a Fenway park bocce court at its cape cod summer house.

I mean Messi won the World Cup 6 months ago, it’s not as if he was an unknown prospect.

Airline pilots need to stop being so WOKE and start turning off the no smoking sign.

[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] gk pks, gk pks- Other patients: gk pks, GK PKS Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] GK PKS, GK PKS, GK PKS!

This posts replies show how truly terrible this site has become. All the blue check guys are in there like wow, masterful sir, truly epic. And everyone below them is like “that’s not how this works”

Bobby Knight taught me it was ok to be a giant asshole.

Love daylight savings time where I get to be blinded by everyone’s bright ass headlights.

Not sure that this is going the extra mile, but sure.

Sad to hear Henry Kissinger died today and not 100 years ago.

The advertisers are back baby.

Love to get responses to company newsletters.

Every single one of these posts is always like this person lives a very nice life and spends an excessive amount of money every day, how can they survive on this?

Is this the whitest image of all time?

My parents basement is the most male living space/murder room in existence