i wish i could get little phones for my pet rodents so they could scroll instagram if they get bored

one like and I’ll buy the tiny excavator from temu

this is how healthy couples text btw

RT if you’re pennsylvania-pilled

One of these would fix me

It's so sad how Lizzo died she could have saved gen z

today i spilled chemicals all up in the computer that runs the large machine that is responsible for my entire livelihood

TRUE OR FALSE ? #1 HOTTEST MALE AGE: 31 31 years old is the HOTTEST AGE for any man. Name a hotter age. That’s what I thought. 2nd hottest: 43 43 y/o Dad, two daughters. 3rd hottest: 60 extremely energetic, wirey 60 y/o triathlete with pernicious anemia

Once i receive the FUJIFILM FRONTIER 340 MEDIUM CAPACITY 8" MINILAB it's over for you bitches. It's coming on a boat from Korea.

Liza Minnelli has always looked like a emo boy

Me and a pig

my twitter account turned 18 years old this week

another gay guy made the same french potato salad that i did for the bbq, i feel like some other bitch got my same prom dress

is there anyone else still alive from the GAYGOD chat room on stickam dot com 2006 ... important part of the history of the internet

They should invent couples dentistry

Nobody told me that pat the bunny came out of retirement 😔 😃

i recalibrated my chinchillas power dynamics by trimming their whiskers

i was cameron winter's camp counselor in 2010. the beastie boys also went to this camp in the olden days.