God forbid I just want a smooth exit 😂

Since this country has no money we need to go back to barter trade, mimi niko na unga nani ako na audi??

the unnecessary flashbacks of your reckless spending when you go broke<<<<<

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

I pray for gasoline to rain from the sky.

Israel is on fire. Pray for wind

I remember a girl on here said men should start in jail and earn freedom

PSA GIRLS!! do NOT use nonstick pans when beating ur man. only use cast iron or stainless steel! wish i knew this earlier :(

Hate when I'm buying sanitary towels at the supermarket and they ask me "tukufungie na gazeti?" First of all, maumbwa nyinyi😂 nani aliwaambia naskia aibu? Actually ata leteni zikiwa hivo nitazibeba😂😂

nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interest or passions and is still confused about their career

Kenyans must stopped Protested. That is not country Kenya wanted from the beginning of our forefathers to independence. Kenyans will be vigilant. Ewhe Mungu unisalimie.

Bro,you literally need someone to defend you from your wife first

Never seen a more perfect fit of "mtoto mjinga kama baba yake,,,,, before

Nepotism

Kama hivo ndio homabay youths wameshow up basi nimeanza kujijazia kunakuanga na paid tribal agenda huku online walahi.

Hope you can learn something from what is happening uko Homabay kwa kina the late Albert Ojwang Ground hukuwa very different from online

Homabay youths wamemaliza maandamano. Saa hii wanapika ugali moto na omena. Sijaona even a single one akitweet mpesa number hapa. Patriots!

The great people of Homabay, we are sorry! We were not familiar with your game! Siri Ni Numbers Confirmed ✅ #SiriNiNumbers #RutoMustGoNow