summer is going to feel like this

Happy Pride 🥰

I don’t understand uber drivers fetish for driving with the AC off. This is Texas we need some airflow like damn yall

"fuck, you are so tight..." I whisper as I do my budget for the month😔😭

Healthy girl summer 🥕

Just submitted my final essay, and my first semester back is a wrap 👏🏼

Hey so this is a concentration camp

That new John summit got me

🚨| Miley Cyrus becomes the first person born in the 1990s honoured with a Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star. Legend.

Guess who got a 4.0 in his first semester back after 7 years 😎

Green is such a beautiful color

I would keep that stone for the rest of my life. It would become a family heirloom. My children would pass this story down for generations.

“Your FICO score has decreased” thanks for the update man, I’ve done literally nothing different since the last time you told me it went up

Catch 🪙

She had to take it off because it had started to burn and sizzle.

what baby elephant?

Such a shame she committed suicide in a couple weeks

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

"are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me

My bestie and I have a 6 year snap streak and he’s going on a social media detox and we are gonna lose it 😭 sad a snap streak has been the most stable thing in my life…