Alarm distracted me and made me die in Fortnite

What If Homer Simpson Sang Thom Yorke's Parts In This Mess We're In

We need a Mercury Prize for video games because when was the last time a genuinely innovative game actually won Game of the Year? Or even an outsider game, for that matter?

If shortbread is so good, why haven't we made a longbread yet?

Ok Kimi I'm sorry

Kimi you can't do this to me

Imagine telling someone a year ago that "Chopped Israeli Labubu" is the most devastating insult in the world right now

Billy Corgan in 1995: balding, tyrannical, all downhill from there PJ Harvey in 1995: luscious hair, beloved by all, at the peak of her power yet still had an illustrious career ahead of her

A croque monsieur would be sooooo good right now

Don't think that licking their legs is a particularly good way to put out someone on fire but what do I know? I'm not PJ Harvey.

Needed to hear this today.

sad drunk and poorly sleeping really late

Geordie Greep sings like how people used to pretend Alex Turner sang in 2022

Tag someone who deserves so much better

Carl and the Passions is a pretty underrated album

Often frightened unenlightened

Love finding a Wikipedia article that was clearly made before it got all sanitized and boring and it actually has character

Feeling like a tautology rn

I have literally lost all my chess talent and it genuinely makes me want to cry