sorry more doo doo

bigger doo doo!!!!!

therapist told me im changing for good and it took everything in me not to ask if she was making a wicked reference right now

friend just told me ive been looking fertile lately

WHY DID AMC BAN ME

just saw a photo of a guy and said “his blue eyes scare me”

scrolled too fast past this ad and thought it was ramen noodles on her cooch

HUGE FOR ME

if i was conrad and the love of my life said all that to me i would take advantage of the setting and walk into the ocean with rocks in my pocket

i met a girl tn and the first thing she said to me was "are you a cam girl??"

let me tell you oedipus would love the summer i turned pretty

wait im obsessed with this dog i found that looks like miss piggy’s dog foo foo

currently on track to make the worlds worst cookies. dough was crumbly so i added more egg. realized i misread and had too little butter. now my dough will be too cake like and overmixed! oops!

hey so are commercials on peacock personalized because i keep getting ads for depression and bipolar type 1 medication

did they put glinda in wonderful because jeff couldn’t carry an entire song

a tweet that is so chinese

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the dog from the silence of the lambs

this is how it feels every time i go on hinge

“falling short isn’t failure - it’s fuel” is the most obvious chat gpt sentence i’ve ever read