Today, in honor of the 6th day of White History Month, I spoke to my husband at home, not through plexiglass on a phone with a guard watching. Later on, I ate watermelon without smacking my lips! A truly supreme day. How are you celebrating??

Cellulitis Rex is not a fan of Syndey Sweeney's jeans.

MJ just gets me. 😂😂 You guys are gross.

X will become the place we do most of our shopping. I'm excited for it. Less apps, more ease.

Made in the USA, the Juan Deere-3000 cares about bodily hygiene, doesn't take advantage of welfare programs and will never drive without a license.

She charges $3.50 a crayon and owns 12% of your lunchbox. She’s gonna run a hedge fund by 12 years old and still call her mom every day. Game respect game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a cold, And it puts me in a bad mood. Goodnight. ❣️❣️ p.s. text your ex.

This is absolutely incredible. Oh, Lindsey.

On the one hand, it's funny. On the other hand, it would actually work.

Today, in honor of the 7th day of White History Month, I didn't put $3.45 of gas in the tank at the gas station, I laughed hard while standing still and did everything on time because I don't run on CPT. How are you celebrating? Tell me your stories!

Actual picture of me and Sovey growing up together.

I have a respiratory virus and am rather sick. I don't know how she did it, but I am certain it is Sovey's doing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you go to a WNBA game, Try to enjoy it, but throw a dildo, too. Goodnight. ❣️❣️ P.S. Bill Barr be in trrrooouuuuubbbblllllle.

Seriously. I can't even. 🤣🤣