"Stop the drilling! Stop the oil!" is stuck in my head.

If a ring salesman named "Gem Diamond" cons you out of money, you're way more at fault than he is.

Is Stacy Carosi's boyfriend Craig a thousand feet tall? savedbythebellblog.files.wordpress.com/2003/04/pinnin…

I just got cast as an extra in "Skateboard High III"! Awesome! I hear Johnny Dakota has great weed.

Say what you want about Belding, there's been zero incidents of gang violence since he was hired.

Just found Bayside Student Twitter page and that is how I will now spend my evening. #hilarious

He can wear a thousand Buddy Bands. Zack Morris is still a terrible friend.

The Max can get away with having terrible food because no one over 17 has ever eaten there.

Is no one in Slater's family concerned about the steroids?

Okay, if no one in Slater's family cares that he's on steroids, at least ask him why he owns so many leotards.

If you find my dead tomorrow, it's because "Friends Forever" is stuck in my head.

I just heard from Tori. She's a motorcycle cop in New York.

Heard more from Tori Scott. She now just goes by "Scott."

Look, Zack and his friends are very talented musicians, but every song they know is from a thousand years ago. Next they'll cover Beethoven.

Its summer break, but there is somehow still a July 4th dance today.

I just found out that Zack Attack is opening for Jesse and the Rippers!

I'm going to start tweeting again because Jerry Ferrara told me to. Also, I may be transferring to Valley. They've got a great chess team.

I don’t think I’m transferring to Valley after all. “V va V va va va V Go Valley” is a ridiculous cheer.

How do we have a Thanksgiving dance? Aren't we supposed to be home with our families? And why is Zack automatically "Turkey King"?