Your trigger = Your problem

Mans was bussin Holy Nuts

25mph speed limits with cameras is the most hater shit ever...

Correction, making paying for pussy illegal is the most hater shit ever... like how is me paying for a lil neck arrest worthy...

Two drivers I don’t trust: -People who do the speed limit on a highway -People who drive with two hands

“Babies are just semen you decided to keep as a pet.”

Your brain really a bitch ass nigga for making nightmares and scaring you in your sleep…

Bro…in the last 6 years Steph curry has made more money than every single player in the history of the WNBA…combined.

Hood dudes never wear a full costume for Halloween. They just get a mask and wear a regular fit…

It’s 2021 and I dunno why I find the song Baby Mama by Fantasia so funny…

I always wonder what the convo is that leads up to everyone in the room agreeing to run the train…

Ye really dropped his album on a Sunday morning like an 8am service 😂😂😂

Nah why the fuck Stevie Wonder wanted dreads in the first place if he never knew what they even looked like…

English teachers are the worst people on earth. They try to find a deeper meaning in every sentence of a book as if they personally knew the author. The fuck up…

“Jane walked downstairs to have bacon and eggs for breakfast.” “Now what did the author mean by that?” That she was hungr- NO THE BACON REPRESENTS PIGS AND PIGS ARE SLAUGHTERED LIKE REFUGEES IN SUDAN!!! fam…

Both albums have Cudi, Hov, Lil Baby, Durk, Ty$, Travis Scott and Young Thug. Feel like this dudes are friends on the low and they’re doing to us the same thing politicians do…

Nothing worse than returning to NYC after a vacation. Like bro, I was deadass in aqua blue water yesterday and now I’m watching a bum pee on the train…

Player 067 in squid games look ight tho…

Will Smith about one more meme away from becoming OJ or Joe Goldberg…