Tropical islands as vacation destinations are beautiful and all, but have one fatal design flaw: humidity. Omg how do people live like this? Nothing is ever dry. NOTHING…EVER…DRY!

After finally meeting my coworkers this week for the first time, I realized I gotta get into the stickers game. My laptop looked weirdly out of place. Just need to figure out how to get started.

Half of my Instagram suggestions are about abs workouts and I don’t like this kind of honesty

It’s that time of the year again where I implore the NBA to take the Lakers off of national TV broadcasts

I’m succumbing to the Rust craze. Dear Lord help me

Setting up for a weekend of trying to remember how any of these tools work and how I can avoid cutting my fingers off.

I admit I LOLed hard. Stolen from Instagram

Ok, first rocket launch I’ve ever witnessed. Starlink-65 apparently

Through 10 years of reporting meta-data (CWEs etc) for technical work (read pentests of various sizes and flavours), a solid theme: 15% of what we report isn't software bugs or config weaknesses. It's architectural, processes and people-centric issues that leave operational gaps.

"Yeah, so sometimes the exploit doesn't work, but it also doesn't crash the server so we just try again. Seems to work fine. No idea why." -me the "professional" exploit dev

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“To reinstate your account, visit isc2.org/dashboard to pay your outstanding Annual Maintenance Fee(s), we are currently waiving the $600 reinstatement fee.”

Jfc, the new CoD is absolutely fscking awful. I have no idea why people even try to play multiplayer. Besides the fact that you can’t even play campaign now because the DLC is magically gone but cannot be installed.

Sometimes, some people are just assholes. Tech, pro sports, whatever walk of life. There is no need to overanalyze. There is hardly a chance of them changing. Sometimes, that’s all there is: just assholes.

Live feed from Twitter HQ:

That’s my cue.

The xz backdoor was initially caught by a software engineer at Microsoft. He noticed 500ms lag and thought something was suspicious. This is the Silver Back Gorilla of nerds. The internet final boss.