i have to workout but im soooo sleepy ugh

i cant figure stephen king out

post workout snack is blueberries with tajin and lemon juice😵‍💫

Ask a man to text you and he starts getting all panicked like u just asked for his hand in marriage

remember its always the ones who arent affected by it that can claim "no more politics". not how it works for the rest of us

this washed goat man

going to sleep dreaming of this

me when im supporting a nazi

theyre calling him dysgenic like thats not a perfectly good looking man lol

taking bets on how long before he starts grifting

i knew among us would catch up with me

gonna go get fucked up

big day for insufferable shrimp

half of yall btw and i be liking those tweets not knowing anything