Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.

Fun fact: a lot of women do not penetrate themselves when they m*asturbate.

In the Bible, folks disobeyed God and died instantly. We really don’t realize how much grace we’re living in. 😭😮‍💨

I’m fucking wheezing man

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

New viruses always trying to reheat covid’s nachos

it’s actually so smart. please don’t make a nigga that hates you your baby daddy

I think peace changes your taste in people completely.

Kinda crazy seeing young women vs older women thing on twitter. Rihanna looked like this too. She has children and at a different point in her life. You one day will too, I hope people are kind to you as your body changes and you're older.

“As a man”

This isn’t “how do I make this about me” this is incredibly rational and valid fear of unknowingly having a murderous pedophile in your home

The fact that we can start again every morning is proof of God’s mercy.

They just sexualized the shape of an ocean and then tell you that the problem is yours because of how you dress

They had to kill Bob because if him did deh a earth him woulda breed Zoe travels

People would call you weird for liking anime then go watch shit like this

no one can ever convince me that shoving these things up your vagina is more comfortable than using pads

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

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