This morning with John and Harley🐾 #DruridgeBay #Northumberland

People who suggest having a couple of afternoon pints is “carnage.” #names

My old pal Graham wrapped his Ginetta round a lamppost in Billericay 32 years ago. It cured his stammer, so swings and roundabouts.

Beautiful track and lovely to hear again especially in Childhood Cancer Awareness Month. Cherry Ghost performed at a fundraiser for Gracie's charity when she was very poorly. Wonderful musician 💛🎗

If you were wondering what Reform UK stand for…

Andrea Foster Jenkyns

Good to know that if England meet Andorra in the World Cup Final they might just have the edge. #engvand

Wondering if Usain Bolt sends people 0.03 second messages on WhatsApp. “It was enough for me.” etc.

The existence of Father John Misty suggests the existence of Mother Ringo Clear As A Bell.

Is that a walking stick in your right hand, and (incidentally) are you pleased to see me?

I'm lost for those things made up from letters.

I call my left testicle ‘Kevin’, it's his nom de plum.

Sunday

Sat with Nelson for a while yesterday, the lovely painting is by Hugh Munro (1873-1928).

Quite how anyone on this island can see their arses about immigration I do not know… most of us are descended from invaders. Especially you lot in the red bits!

Looking forward to the test alarm later, just to feel something.

One joke Twitter account idea: Capybara Corbynista Comments on anything the failed ex Labour leader is up to, from the unique capybara point-of-view.