When Nigeria gets better , a lot of Nigerians need to go for therapy Half of the population is traumatised.

My sister has identical twins She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Being called "gay" because you let a drunk girl sleep in your bed and didn't touch her is better than being called a rapist.👊

Women don’t care about men’s emotions. Politicians don’t care about people’s problems. Both only care about your value when they need your support.

Dating someone you're free with >>> After a long argument,I told her "I love you " and she replied "Thunder fire you and love 😒" I burst laugh 😂😂😂

APC government go come for am😂😂

Maturing is realizing, the woman you desire cost a lot... financially, emotionally, mentally, and unless you lock in you can't afford her.

Sometimes you try to give someone the love they never had, and they show you exactly why they never had it.

Having a client who is a witch is another thing I won't do again 😂. Guy texted me that "the judge will be sick tomorrow so we don't have to go to court" Yeah, I ignored and went, the judge was absent 😂

Quick notice ❌️ Quit notice ✅️ Crack your brain ❌️ Rack your brain ✅️ Wet your appetite ❌️ Whet your appetite ✅️ I'm hearing you ❌️ I can hear you ✅ Tow the line ❌️ Toe the line ✅ Pick interest ❌️ Pique interest ✅️ Free reign ❌️ ? You're welcome.

😂 Hilarious- Man made problem 😂

the double standards on this app is crazy

I missed the last train in Seoul once. Phone at 3%. Didn’t speak Korean. It was raining, freezing, and I had no idea where I was supposed to go. I tried calling an Uber but my card kept failing because of my bank fraud protection. Perfect timing. I was standing outside the

When Andoni Iraola was appointed as Bournemouth boss, he wanted to bring his #2 at Rayo Vallecano, Inigo Perez along. Interestingly, the Home Office didn’t give Perez a work permit despite three separate appeals by the club and Iraola writing a letter to them. Perez had

I ended up settling a fight between 2 conductors on my way to court after I chook mouth in matter that did not concern me. Spent over 30 minutes like I was officially assigned to hear the conductor case. My colleague looked at me and said, “you no fit carry this attitude enter

One thing a man should never do is confront another man to leave his woman alone. It is your woman’s job to protect the relationship by shutting down advances from other men. It’s a show of respect and loyalty. Men have died confronting other men over women. It rarely ends

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💣🚨 | EXCLUSIVA 🕵️ Florentino Pérez está harto de las filtraciones internas y piensa en poner una trampa para atrapar al topo 📰 Por su parte, el topo habría filtrado a la prensa que Florentino Pérez planea tenderle una trampa para atraparlo

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman

The funny thing about supporting BAT is that every time you enter a fuel station or step into the market, the truth confronts you. ...because the high prices are right there in your face & propaganda can not take it away.