Why does god always give his toughest challenges to his gordest ramsays?

People in movies are always wordlessly hanging up phones and giving meaningful looks when they get plot-forwarding information. rude, if i'm a bit player and i give you that info you better let me know!

Genuine question am I asleep? Do I exist in the same world as these people? Do you really want to mortgage humanity for more episodes of a tv show??

never trust a recipe that doesnt tell you if it's hot or sweet paprika

Aspartame is cancer and vaccines are microchips but my steroids and drinking habits are fine and the air is poison but not because of climate change it’s something new/more evil. Oil companies are greedy but oil is better than anything and makes jobs and woke wants it gone and

I keep thinking about what Brian said here when I think about the way the writers/actors strikes are being framed. people do not hate new tech!! they hate when it is used to make people's lives worse

Every company now wants me to be a city builder game building with subscribe and save. Cmon man I don't know what the overall red crystal production rate is how the fuck do i know when I need bags of flour?????

None of these fucking republican debate doofuses have even mentioned an exoplanet expedition in order to win a science victory 🙄

Rich Burghers north of Nuremberg

anti-apartheid is not a controversial stance and why is that unacceptable to the US media class. The quote "no country in this world establishes its ability to exist through rights, countries establish their ability to exist through force, as america did" is so clearly true IRL

.@murderxbryan thank you for being the one honest journalist

the democrats rightward turn on immigration is so dark this cycle. if the left project means anything it means solidarity & shared humanity and i wish anybody in power had convictions on that

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times: