Scottish politics tonight

Mayonnaise is the only objectively good condiment for chips.

I’ve never drank tea and don’t see the point of it when literally any other beverage is available.

Please, for the love of Kellock, can we give Mr Vailanu a different nickname?

Come on come on!!! #NCLvEXE

YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!! Now let’s win the league. #TrueNorth #NCLvEXE

🎶 Ohhhhhhh me lads...

In a crowded field, this might be my favourite ever Simpsons joke.

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

And then the whole bus cheered. In Welsh.

Just preparing myself for the Scotland captain announcement replies…

Nothing else is in the same psychological ballpark.

I’m glad the TMO really took his time to spot that knock on, because without the fifteen replays we might have missed it. #STOvGLA

Christ I’m exhausted. #STOvGLA

“We know now why they’re champions, Simon Zebo.” “Yes…” #STOvGLA

It’s amazing to think there was a time I doubted Kyle Rowe in a Glasgow shirt. His hands are so safe, you can buy them in aisle 17 at B&Q. #STOvGLA

Sharks are very impressive, but if they can’t kick the habit of giving up four tries at home against touring sides, I can’t see them featuring seriously at the end of the season. #SHAvMUN