thinking oomf wants you is like thinking the stripper loves you

No more brother wars

Thank god I’m not a leafs fan too

I’m not playing the fat Olympics with anyone I weigh 230 pounds. I can call myself fat if I want

This is Martha's Vineyard. It's being kept "artificially rural" by Nimbies. It's very desireable and should be ultra-dense. There should be 40-story apartment towers everywhere. It should be like Macau. If you disagree then you're evil.

where do you even find a photo like this

I love cleveland but are we serious right now

The best part of today has been trying to figure out what the fuck, “connecting Military and Veterans to the future of Energy and Utilities using AI,” means

guy who’s never getting married: maybe my future wife lives in new york

the future is just an endless churn of adapting your consumption habits to whatever venture-capital-backed seller is currently selling at a loss to capture market share

u can literally come back from anything

Husband. follower of Christ. tweeting some of the most offensive things you’ve ever seen, just absolutely horrific stuff. girl dad.

Kobe’s 81 points was not a record

Kobe didn’t have a record at 81 points

I miss my Canadian. Does anyone else miss their Canadian? Like this tweet if you miss your Canadian.

Never in my life seen someone call them khazzaks

Most Americans pronounce it “ih-da-lee”

Twitter, 2026

I think it’s because legendary things by nature only occur maybe once per decade per sport, maximum. Leicester City PL Cavs 3-1 Messi WC Brady 7 rings These are all culminations of stories which take decades to build and are compressed into one single flash of time.

Would I move here over Denver: 1. Yes 2. No 3. No 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. No 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No 11. Yes 12. Yes 13. No 14. Yes 15. No 16. No 17. Yes 18. No 19. Yes 20. Yes 21. Yes 22. No 23. No 24. No 25. No 26. No 27. No 28. Yes 29. No 30. No