Gagging to gag

Go follow Patrick. !!

Hmm, it seems better here than Olympus.

Peasants! Follow Patrick.. #SatanCommands

Hera is such a bitch for giving me this curse. Though, it does have its upsides.

Patrick. “Everlasting erection” had too much alliteration.

For some reason, I feel like shoving a dick up my ass.

I see you, Aubrey. [I chuckle indirectly]

Happy New Year, y'all.

I don't know why some people hate the New Year. It isn't even there for then yet.

At least be positive. The year only gets worse if you make it that way.

"Theseus followed you." Well at least I'm not the only one from the Greek realm.

#BRB

Walk into the club like

I swear these naiads are getting annoying. I'm trying to have a peaceful swim!

I should think of a mortal name because Priapus sounds like a syndrome...

Something between Patrick or Preston. Which should it be?

Christianity be like

Went sailing on the yacht today.