Max and Ruby used to piss me off cause bitch the lil nigga obviously a lil sped why you bothering him

Honestly, the only thing I hate about my life right now is the fact that I know I’ll never be on Pop the Balloon.

Just went to town on that pack

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work

I wanna go home so bad. Going to work is like going to practice everyday but there’s no game.

New York parties wanna play everything but rap. I DONT WANNA HEAR NO FUCKING AFROBEATS AND EDM

Survival (the company work party) is the game

BING BONG

The face you make when you get caught in the car cheating on your wife

I ate one of these in highschool while I was working my summer job and that was when I knew I had to get my money up.

Just woke up from a nightmare where aliens was taking over the world and they was in the middle of making me into a soufflé

See you at pickleball next hoe

Be honest, do these sunglasses make me look like a slut

You went crazy with this one

Hats dropping NOW Rowan Oak Clothing Co.

If you walk into my house and don’t speak, you are now breaking and entering.

She got a degree in mass comm got knocked up outta wedlock by a 60 year old and had a shotgun wedding. Don’t listen to shit these hypocrites say.

Sometimes you gotta tell your grandma to go fuck herself

Shit… I just be chillin…