Party trick

An audience member asking me for their clip. Games gone lads

Come to Bolton tonight and watch my show. 7pm at the Octagon

Go and watch Phil in Bolton!!!

Richard Deller⭐⭐🌎 Ken Barkway Narinder Kaur Found the money for old sausage fingers pay rise last year didn’t they. Look after their own. Vid via the great Phil Chapman

More like Master(race)Chef

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best

Bit of a kick off in Scarborough the other week

I’ve released a new comedy special. Did you know you could all let the whole world know about it with the retweet button? It’s mad how much power you have! Gallivanting OUT NOW: youtu.be/35GAcAmOCOA?si…

SILEBY, Leicester: We’re bringing the comedy club back to you. Mon 22 Sept - Nineteen Twelve Club ticketsource.co.uk/laffalot-promo… Top quality lineup. Tickets only £12 come join the fun! Double headliner with the brilliant Phil Chapman & Gerry K.

Discussion erupted over how to pronounce the name of this town in Wales

🚨💀DEADMEET 2025 LINE UP💀🚨 Over 90% of tickets have now been sold so get yours QUICK The UK's BEST comedy festival //Manchester // 30.08.25 Link below 👇

Just encored at a festival to 18 people. El Chapo, king of the tent

I’m seeing some wild applications of the Jet2 Holidays meme

I was going to take part in this study, but I pulled out instead

🔥 KILLARNEY - New Dates Added 2 additional dates have been added to my Pablo tour due to the phenomenal demand These tickets won’t be round for long 🎟️ loom.ly/p-bQZU0

El Chapo can spot a wrong’un a mile away

I only need to two more patreons so I can rub it in someone’s face. Help me be a petty cunt and sign up for full episodes of evidence against “you can’t say anything these days” cunts Preview: open.spotify.com/episode/6ncgMj…

Gonna give that Ibiza final boss a month before he does something mental to get himself cancelled and/or something comes out about his past

Phil Chapman