Day 1 of growing my crypto AI startup to 10,000 users. (I have 90 days before I'm homeless)

Day 2 of growing my crypto AI startup to 10,000 users. (my eyebags are bigger than my portfolio )

We arrived. Are you in or out?

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Pushing P Season 1 starts NOW! Our leaderboard is live and you can now check how hard you pushed P. The Paradyze is close and we heard 7777 P-Points might be the key. Every interaction counts towards your points. Share your current rank in the comments! ⭐️

Here's the current Top 10 on the Paradyze leaderboard! You can earn Prestige by: ⭐️ Trading on Paradyze once the Beta is live ⭐️ Holding Paradyze Vault NFTs ⭐️ Being a supporter on our socials Tag your friends who should join in order to win 5000 Prestige!

Spent the last few weeks testing and researching a bunch of perp DEXs. The result: Same old boring, underwhelming experience across the board. My highlight was a Cardano one charging almost 1% fees 🤣 excited for a changed experience next week. Injective 🥷. Paradyze. Be

Introducing the Paradyze mindshare board. Every Sunday we will reward the Top 10 Pushers on our Cookie DAO 🍪 board with P-Points. 1. 5000 P 2. 2500 P 3. 1000 P 4-10. 500 P You can increase your mindshare by posting and spreading the word about Paradyze ⭐️ Who is Pushing P?

They told you trading was "too complex" for you. That you needed their alpha. Their access. Their permissions. So you watched them print money with tools you couldn't access. Algorithms you couldn't afford. Speed you couldn't match. They wanted you to stay small. Stay slow.

3 Problems Paradyze will solve on Injective 🥷 : 1. Liquidity 2. Trading Experience 3. User Onboarding I can't wait to contribute to the success of my favourite chain. P stands for Pushing the space forward. 🤝

AI Power in your hands. Everything finance in one app. Crypto. Forex. Stocks. Commodities. Perps. Spot. Paradyze Testnet coming this week on Injective 🥷 📅 Who needs an invite? 👇

The new premier AI Perp DEX is here. Paradyze tomorrow on Injective 🥷. Who needs an invite?

You missed out on HL, Aster, Lighter? This is your last chance to not miss out on the first AI powered perp DEX Paradyze. Will hand out exclusive invites to the private beta. Repost and drop your EVM address 👇

9 hours of sleep in 48h. Brain compiling in TypeScript. Beard gone rogue. BUT Paradyze Private Beta is officially live 😎

Trading Perps has never been easier, faster and cheaper. Only possible through Paradyze AI. Ninja Pass holders on Injective 🥷 are now whitelisted for the Private Beta. Who next? 👇

Something big is loading. Don't ask questions. Follow and drop your EVM address before it's too late.

You can now complete tasks inside HyperNinja 🥷’s game to unlock exclusive Paradyze rewards 👀 Precision. Intelligence. Rewards. 🥷🤝🅿️

What happens when innovation meets execution? Join our space tomorrow 12pm UTC with HyperNinja 🥷 : → How AI and gaming are reshaping Injective 🥷 → How Innovation drives adoption Set your reminder 👇

Paradyze = your perp trading, upgraded: → Natural language execution → Real-time cross-venue intelligence → Crypto + stocks, one terminal → AI Agents under your control Drop your EVM address for early access👇

Mainnet is near. Invite-only. 500 access codes available.