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not cory

@iamnotcory

i still believe in dragons. SEND IT TO DARRELL!

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calendar_today06-08-2019 22:51:07

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How I’m walking into my house after leaving my wife alone with a toddler and newborn because I had to go back to work.

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Guys, I officially feel old on the internet. I don’t know what this meme means, who this person is, why it’s funny. It just keeps popping up. I don’t even know what to search to figure it out. I think it might be time to retire.

Guys, I officially feel old on the internet. I don’t know what this meme means, who this person is, why it’s funny. It just keeps popping up. I don’t even know what to search to figure it out. I think it might be time to retire.
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I’m happy for both of them. I really am. I would have liked to ring in the new year with a fantasy football championship but someone only got me 4 points. Really happy for them though!

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Monica after saying “I don’t think Reality Von Tease was a bad thing, I think scamming elderly people out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.” #RHOSLC

Monica after saying “I don’t think Reality Von Tease was a bad thing, I think scamming elderly people out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.” #RHOSLC
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You know what’s cool about college football? They play every game on Saturday for the entire season, but then for the National Championship they are like “nah, let’s play this on a Monday night”.

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Me on my way to illegally stream the Chiefs/Dolphins game tonight because I refuse to let the NFL bully us into paying for Peacock to watch the game.

Me on my way to illegally stream the Chiefs/Dolphins game tonight because I refuse to let the NFL bully us into paying for Peacock to watch the game.
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“Can’t believe the Packers scored a touchdown there. Should have kneed it with 10:30 left in the 4th quarter. Show some class!” - Arthur Smith, probably.