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Guys! I miss you already. Have a spectacular 2023! Xoxo

Wanted to stream today, but they are currently upgrading my house with solar panels. Idk when they are connecting them, might be today or tomorrow. As soon as it's done, I will be back on twitch

SO, solar panels are on! if you now do !fart, the sounds are produced on solar power. BUT I haven't been on yet. Why? My wisdom tooth decided to pop out, and there's no room. So I'm in bed with a fever and a fat jaw. As soon as I'm okay, you'll see me pop on!

So my buddy has been playing this viking themed game and is really addicted to it. Guess he's Val-high, man.

How I feel when I play Escape from Tarkov youtube.com/watch?v=9fryup…

Hey now, I told you guys that I'd be streaming today, but a lot of stuff came up. So let's move that to tomorrow! Love you all

haha ash bad

To those who like some entertainment; take my advice. Go follow. It might be your favorite chill-out zone!

Done with the week, got the mindset to stream… but then: my xlr thing fucks up. My button to change my voice pitch is broken and goes everywhere while not touching it. So I go from a deep satan voice to a Smurf within 2 seconds. Over and over. Could cry right now

MARTUSSOUN IS BACK! LIVE ON TWITCH! omgomgomg. Celebrok was first, btw. Get rekt, Ash

One or three kisses???

Why is this a thing? nameslook.com/asswipe/

Fun fact? a bee farts

I like nuts and balls they taste so nice!

I Like Turtles 🐢. Yum.

Is it normal to S#*t in the sink?

Is there new fall guys today?

Celebrok: I AM BACK ONLINE! PINCH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS AND GET IN HERE!

My biggest video ever drops tomorrow :D The JacobStreams Hunger Games 2 Featuring 18 streamers I've spent a month on this video and I'm so excited for you to see it :) 2nd August @ 9pm BST Link in the replies!