I have become quite tired of offending no one (except my mom) with my music. Enjoy this next single because it will be the last easy one.

he forgets to mention cat memes tho

My homie iamlukr just released a new track. Go check it out!!! open.spotify.com/track/3YKteIJQ…

You don’t have to be genius to be crazy but I bet it probably helps

Ah this one’s easy, just take an edible and you’ll feel right as rain

LIARS that’s actually 2 pro tips

I would have done everything right if I could just get this fucking time machine working

Life is a stepdad

I’m not quite sure what a think tank is but goddamn do I want to be a part of one

Trump getting arrested puts a real hampering on the old doom scrolling

I only tweet when I’ve been drinking so the good news is that I haven’t been tweeting much

Aladdin’s like “I can show you the world” dude you’ve had that carpet for ONE DAY

They did try that in a small town. And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.

Never look back on your way out of hell

It’s weird that we call them fire hydrants instead of water hydrants

To go, or not to go, to the party. That is the question

Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall.

How does Elon Musk remain the owner of a social media platform while holding a cabinet level post for the Trump administration?

I don’t use twitter much anymore, but it’s probably time for me to sign off. Good night, and good luck instagram.com/reel/DCMpwItPq…