Manager pulled off a hair off my shirt, and said why do you have blonde hair on you. It was my gray hair.

May just die alone

16 year old memories popping up, im getting old. Gotta get out before 30

Officially might be worse to be a vikings fan than a bears fan

I hate shopping. I will not ask a worker where anything is, peruse and leave.

Bello

Fabuloso looks like it would taste good

20 year old coworker trying to educate me on tattooers (especially those with heavy hands) then tried to be mean about how the tattoo in my ditch doesnt look good, and im like yeah im well aware.

Youtube just called me annoying and autistic

Yall ever been compared your Chinese zodiac signs? If so, did they use their father for the comparison?

The lady taking my drivers licenses fried my shit

Streamer Shlebsie calls out male twitch incels commenting on fellow streamer Pokimane by stating they’re ‘single ass p0rn addicts that are mad that they'll never get her cookie OR her fucking bag’ Dexerto.com

Free bird on at the barbershop, go USA hockey team

I always have my hair up and away so I never have to face the hairline allegations

Jamie Benn is a big dumb bitch

I just want fucking clarity for longer than a moment