No but wait, this was legit me!

So hang on, Cara Delevingne has come out and said that the guy who said she couldn’t talk to Martin Brundle was an F1 rep, yet F1 and Sky Sports have a deal that if you’re on the grid you can’t say no to talking. Who’s telling the truth here? #britishgp #SkyF1

And this is the reason I haven’t clicked on a link from The S*n (or the DM) in literally years. I know there are many more, but they really are the lowest of the low

How are there soooo many people “genuinely gutted” to be selling their Taylor Swift tickets that they only purchased today?! It’s bullsh*t

I’m mainly here to brag! What a fluke!! ⁦@NOBLEINLONDON⁩ Wordle 781 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is a Threads vs X competition. Who can tell me first why I have this annoying as hell notification?! I don’t have a voicemail. It only popped up when I landed in the UK on my O2 sim and it’s doing my head in. Help!

Why are the Lionesses playing in blue, as opposed to red or white?

Whenever I’m not feeling super motivated, I will play this clip of Mary Earps shouting F**k Off!! Let’s go!!

Currently in the UK and not sure how I am so addicted to Tipping Point?! I used to spend hours on the same 2p machine on Hastings Pier and it was never as tense as this!! Maybe if Ben Shephard were there 🤷🏻‍♀️

“The mechanics fighting for pole position” 😅😅 #ItalianGP

This is all too stressful for Mr Calloway who is also a huge Carlos fan 😫😫😫 #ItalianGP

iPhone/ google calendar help please! Recently when I add an event on my iPhone it auto adds it to my 'secondary' account, even though my primary account is selected. Once the popup appears (to add the event) I can change the calendar, but sometimes I forget and it's frustrating.

Get in Liam Lawson!! Another big thank you to Alex Albon’s appendix 😅 #SingaporeGP #F1

It’s taken me all season to comment on #mafsuk, but Tasha is not a nice person and the experts celebrating her outbursts as “growth” is just awful. Most, if not all, of the husbands are being massively gaslit. Imagine a husband telling a wife “I need you to prove yourself to me”

Our emcee for the night, at the E-Business Awards 2024, is Katie Overy! This #EntMEAwards is staged in association with fluidmeet, in5 Dubai, and The Impression.

Does anyone actually know what time the Taylor Swift concerts are starting Wembley Stadium?! I can’t seem to find anything! Thanks!

Immediately searches for Sting clapping! 😅😅😅 #USAGP #cota #f1

The UK finally getting to watch #MAFSAU is great, but it’s messing with my timeline! I want to talk/read about Veronica auditioning for Neighbours and Paul not being able to read a letter #snob 😤😤