Just in case there’s anyone left that doesn’t already think that Bear Grylls is a sanctimonious cunt, here he is offering an alleged serial sexual abuser holy redemption. Whilst being photographed for his socials. Utter, utter cunts.

Translation for the over 40s “A girl I have been romantically interested in for quite some time has signalled that my affections may indeed be welcomed. Alas, I feel that I stand some chance of failing to woo her, and convince her of the benefit of a romantic liaison with I”

I’m at a take show and I’d say half the men here are racking the worsted suit jacket n jeans combo. derek guy would hate it.

Wait, what? Unprosecuted sure. Unsolved fuck no.

I remember when this fist came out, and we were all so excited as this was gonna an awesome movie. Watched at the cinema with my mates, turned out this isn’t even a scene in the movie and the whole thing sucked.

How much derek guy is gonna hammer Ten Hag for those trousers?

Boo - and I cannot stress this enough - fucking hoo.

The million gram march

Yeah but I’m never going to build a hospital Rishi.

Oxbow Lake?

Just a reminder on 4th July if you’re planning to vote Tory!

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

This is Frank and he has had a coffee stand at the top of the steps at Bethnal Green tube for as long as I can remember. When the new restaurant/coffee shop next door opened along with another high street outlet opening across the street, Frank suddenly found that his license

Yeah, all those short NHS waiting lists were a fucking nightmare weren’t they Sharon?

Doesn’t even pronounce Kamala’s name correctly. She’s literally can’t get *anything* right.

This fits perfectly with the theme from Enter The Dragon.

DJ Randall. Unbelievable.