My investigative documentary "Bola Ahmed Tinubu: From Drug Lord to Presidential Candidate" uploaded here in full for record purposes.

If we win this, I’ll give one lucky follower who retweets $5k

NEVER OPEN UP TO A WOMAN

Just a reminder that Israel’s government doesn’t want peace

One Good QUR'AN recitation from every country... 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Iran will not kill a sitting U.S President. Israel will, they've done it before.

! 🤣🔥🔥Oshamoooo🇬🇧🇳🇬!! E too sweet.. The world will be a better place if we had a little more fun.

In Britain, I may face 2-5 years in prison under RIPA just for refusing to unlock my phone, which would put my sources at risk. For legal reasons, I can't discuss this more. But you can guess what phone it was. (Hint: not an iPhone or stock Android).

The Global South has learned the obvious lesson from the Israeli trashfire - develop deterrent capacity or become the empire's food. But the empire has not learned its obvious lesson - that its self-acclaimed exceptionalism is all a lie.

I hear people say, “Your time don pass!”—and it sounds like brain damage. In the West, legends are respected for life. No one calls jayz or Beyoncé outdated. Their impact is honored. But here in Africa, especially Nigeria, we’re quick to discard our own. That’s why we believe

No, they don't hate your freedom. But here's exactly why you're hated!

INEC

Shey wahala no kon too much like this? A pastor was preaching in a traveling bus and this man started preaching his traditional culture too. Ee kon remain who go win 😩😭😂

Do you know that to be alive as a Nigerian today, to see 2027 is dependent on what you did in 2023.. ~Randypeterz Akah Peter Akah

I stopped using Palmpay cause every day they were always disturbing me to loan money, I’ve never seen a bank that wants to turn you into a debtor so bad

Lol I used to parrot this smelly talk too. If you check the BusinessDayNG column I used to write, you will see it was filled with "leave everything to market forces and the Kingdom of Capitalism shall be delivered unto ye." I genuinely believed this stuff even more fervently

INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAIHI RAJI’UN!!!

A real American Hero came to my show.

She's the Queen

The day I played against them Boniface, Onyedika and the likes for just normal 5 aside pitch oh, I first understand purely wetin “Pro” mean for football 😭😭😭