its so surreal that we’re all about to witness the most insane event in the history of splatoon next month 😭

This is going to be traumatizing but I do not care this is gonna be wild

The ‘Murder Drones’ series finale premieres today on YouTube.

how it feels seeing people already getting their wristbands

Hatsune Miku debuted 17 years ago today.

This is THE biggest event in Splatoon History and this is how they decide to treat their poster characters and advertise the teams. Instead of animating a cutscene we get squished png and 2017 render of the characters. The lack of effort is astounding. Fans have done 100x better.

Splatoon is like dress to impress except nobody impresses anyone because no one has any fashion sense

Splatoon North America WHY CANT WE HAVE MERCH LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE NINTENDOOO 😭😭😭😭

Insane smolusk origin story (real)

After 2 INK-credible years of Splatoon 3, regular updates will come to a close. Don't worry! Splatoween, Frosty Fest, Spring Fest, and Summer Nights will continue with some returning themes! Updates for weapon adjustments will be released as needed. Big Run, Eggstra Work, and

It all started here and it all ended here

Real

I genuinely don't understand what the fuck just happened in these past two days. Why did we suddenly regress back to the very begining of the Splatoon fandom? Why is Pearl the "ugly gremlin" again, why is Marina a "sexy trophy wife to whitewash" again?? How did this happen??

REAL I LOVE ACHT

BAHAHA! I'm just playin', Marina. You know I love you.