Behind every Great Man is a there's a Great Woman Behind every Gay man there is a Gay Man

hell yea, let's go

fuck, mary, kill bear, monkey, otter

ok, so I spent the last few hours drinking beers and watching backpack reviews on youtube, not as spiritually fulfilling as reading about the life of Saint Athanasius, but I didn't spend the time watching clips of people die on the internet so is still pretty wholesome

I don’t understand how Etsy witch spell pricing works, some of them are like “guaranteed you will fall in love TODAY, man if your dreams will knock on your front door at 5:37pm, his name will be Brian” and it’s like $3 and then it’ll be like “curse your mortal enemy, something

I think I’m gonna become slav, I’m leaning towards Serbian because Milos Grubjesic is one of the best dudes I know but I’m open to other recommendations

I took a few semesters of Russian in college and I have read War and Peace so there’s something there too

just got on the bus and almost sat behind this woman and then I dunno she had this look of like too soon and I gave a subtle look of like “yea, you’re right” and moved farther back

Turkmaxxing

this shit is 🔥

when mg army of macedonians reconquers Constantinople, we will keep the turks around because of their delicious sodas

I’ve just been on a dirty bulk since birth, when I start cutting y’all will know how yoked I was this whole time

my wife is mad because I insisted I could beat her friend who is a pastor and has a MDiv at a debate on theology and I’m just like, I don’t need much I’m going up against a pansexual, polyamorous, unmarried protestant woman, I pretty much win out of the gate

1. Go to Church. 2. Go to Confession. 3. Straighten out your life. No. More. Excuses. 5. Develop a consistent life of prayer. 6. Be a regular at liturgical services. 7. Pray deeply for your: self, family, nation, world. Every day. Every week. Be part of Christ saving the world.

sportsmaxxing/bromaxxing

if this 168k number is true its completely insane. 400k yearly high paying jobs going to temporary foreign workers instead of Americans

we’re getting down to the wire

if you tell a friend to switch to (neo)vim for like 7 years, they just might actually give it a try

NEVER GIVE UP VIM SOLDIERS!!!