"But HOW did you farm so much aura??" I ask, spellbound. Jarvis chuckles as he hands me a card. "The Unc Miscellany send their regards."

And if the different class bus Crashes into us

i was inspired

so Gary Lineker gets sacked for standing up for Palestinians, but openly courting and pandering to terfs is fine... interesting strategy for the BBC

I think property damage is justified in an attempt to disrupt and end genocide. I think WWII was justified to end a genocide and that damaged significantly more property damage than Palestine Action are ever going to manage

Me and the voices in my head telling me I should buy beer

No, saying I'm Candida is such a self-glaze, I cannot in good conscious do that let's be realistic here.

I love The Draize Train because it sounds like Johnny Marr shot Morrissey before the song started and the band are rocking out to celebrate

Overheard on the train: "Imagine if you were an anime girl...and you joined the Spanish Republican Legion"

let’s you what..?

Banning Palestine Action. But happy to pose for photos with the ambassador of a genocidal Apartheid state. Does Yvette Cooper have any idea how this photo will look in 30 years time?

Pulp after becoming rock stars: Jarvis Cocker: [has mental breakdown] Russell Senior: [leaves the band] Steve, Candida and Mark: [all think about also leaving] Nick Banks:

Let’s be clear here, Laura Kuenssberg can say the n word from a direct quote and that’s completely fine. But Martine draws the line at ‘pregnant people’ in a direct quote? Jesus.

finally a phoenician scheme vod out so i could make the gif i have been imagining since i saw it