The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"

Talking about money with your friends isn't easy but they are conversations we should be having. #CapitalOneCafe bit.ly/3j1RGzq

Check out Capital One and our Coders program in the top 10 for PEOPLE's 100 Companies That Care 2021! #TechTuesday bit.ly/2XmyGn6

Shout out to my Capital One Tech colleagues who are speaking at the Black is Tech Conference this week. If you’re attending, check out their sessions. bit.ly/3lS7O6Q

#r013 is killing me (and I), I must confess, I still believe (still believe)

Finally got my preorder but won't be delivered until December... I've been looking forward to this launch for months. Very upset by how it played out, especially as a #pixelsuperfan. #Pixel6Launch

Kings and queens will clash in a first-of-its-kind Twitch Rivals chess + AI/ML event sponsored by Capital One. “Check” it out! bit.ly/3CnO959

Happy #GivingTuesday! If you use your Capital One card while donating to charity, don’t forget that Eno will send you a summary of charges ahead of the tax filing deadline that may qualify as tax-deductible. bit.ly/3o4pjmY

Exciting announcement from Capital One today. Starting next year, we'll be eliminating overdraft fees for customers. Read more here: bit.ly/3xL2V4Z

Hands up if #log4j has made it into your dreams

Glory be to the one true all-powerful entity, our lord and savior: public class Object

Got flagged by the "potential missed scan" system at Walmart self checkout. The whole interaction made me feel like I was being interrogated about a crime I didn't commit. Very uncomfortable. Yet another reason to fully make the switch to Target

The moment I realized that maybe my default starter word isn't the best 😂 #Wordle293 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Apparently being a grown-up means owning a modified 300+ hp sports car but keeping it in Eco mode all the time

The dark side of the grammar suggestions in Google messages.

Step one on my journey to disambiguate the English language: normalize the use of xor in standard conversation, the same way iff has slowly been making its way out from behind the curtain of formal logic.

Love finding properties misconfigurations in the wild, Spotify being the latest discovery. Want some help fixing it?

#GOGimmighoul

“what if this just…made no sense?” —the creator of regex