i need everything about airplanes to be extremely serious no funny shit like this

i would’ve hollered like courage the cowardly dog

Their spouses have to be some of God’s strongest soldiers

That retreat speed is on point

Allegedly.

The dude next to them in tears would be me. 😂

CONSENT.

my fault, bitch

this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department

"wtf are you gonna do about it?" in a room full of niggas. this ain't pathetic??????????

and she's absolutely right....

it ain’t never been that hot

Maybe it's just me, but just existing in the same air with my friends is very therapeutic for me

I would think he’s Muslim and then move on with my life

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

She roasted this man from his feet to his head… GAHDAMN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

chill i be late asf