2 is better than 1

I could eat a whole box of malt-o-meal rn

If you constantly tell me how terrible I am as a person then I’m really going to show you how awful I can be🤷🏼‍♀️

Honestly I have no clue but it’s definitely me. At this point, it’s most definitely me

it is so crzy how every time the most beautiful woman ive ever encountered tells me abt her dating life it sounds like she is describing war

how can i get into someone's nightmares, i have a message to send

let’s keep it up!

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I don’t believe a word a man says

I love bad bitches (men with mustaches) thats my fckin problem

give me a second

men blocking you is so funny like ok princess

"kill him" is the only advice I got to anybody that come to me about men problems. i'm so sorry. that's all i got. i'm tired.

life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life