Love is..... Closing the car window when your wife is cold

Or sure just leave it open even tho there is 4 inches of snow on the ground and you are just doing it to be a complete wank 👌

You are defo getting some tonight with that attitude #Sarcasm 👌

Knowing your husband is there for you in your hour of need......whats that like?

Know what's sexy? Picking up your boxers that have skidmarks in them - really attractive 👌

Small thoughtful gifts or random acts of kindness go a long way in a marriage.

I didn't always feel like this, you have slowly turned me into someone who hates it when you shout my name coz it's never anything nice

When I pour my heart out and you look at me like you hate me......

You never have my back, I'm always alone. I have no one and that's why I push you away. So you don't hurt me over and over

Being a grumpy selfish husband isn't what I married you for

When your wife tells you to buck up your ideas coz you have neglected her - don't call her a fucking asshole.

Each and everytime you lie to me I lose a bit more of what we once had. Soon there will be nothing left

Every single thing I have ever said in an argument you have recycled and used against me. That's not listening.

Don't talk at me. I'm not yours. After the first hurt I realised I never would be

Here's a thought. Next time you slam the brakes on and nearly send me thru the windscreen try saying 'sorry darling' instead of 'what 😡'

Your attitude will be your demise. You are a horrible person with a horrible heart. You breed negativity. 💔

Not only have you broke my heart, you have broken me. I'm not the same person and I can't find who that happy person was 💔

And I know if I told you any of this you would laugh and say it's not true. Then expect me to sail on through life with you.

When in reality I'm saving for my future. The one that you won't be a part of.