Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?" Kamala: "Don't." You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

Democrats: "Kamala Harris wasn't President, you can't blame her for the last 3.5 years." Literally Biden: “We’re singing from the same song sheet. She helped pass all the laws. She was a major player in everything we’ve done.”

Call Her Daddy Girl: “Are there any laws that give the government control over a man’s body?” Kamala Harris: “No” The correct answer is the draft x.com/badtradmom/sta…

Nick Sirianni after beating the 1-4 Browns

Tim Walz: "We can't have four more years of this!" He does realize his running mate is currently in office and has been for the last 3.5 years?

Commitment to Excellence Las Vegas Raiders

Patriots winning percentage: 10 years pre-Tom Brady: .410 Tom Brady as starter: .773 Post-Tom Brady: .405

NFL fans watching Patrick Mahomes have less TDs and more INTs than Box Nix while throwing for 154 yards and 2 INTs against the 49ers to move to 6-0

Me, getting ready to give one of my legs to Mike Evans and the other leg to Chris Godwin:

Jameis Winston is so back

You will NEVER guess which way previous months were revised: August was revised down by 81,000, from +159,000 to +78,000, September was revised down by 31,000, from +254,000 to +223,000

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has won North Carolina, a key swing state, and now leads 230 to 179. Fox News is reporting that Kamala Harris' campaign has stopped giving comments to the media.

Donald Trump appoints the first ever female Chief of Staff in American history. Glass ceiling shattered.

Your daily reminder Tom Brady was HIM!

My wife and I pulling into target

Me at work today the day before Thanksgiving:

When you ask Matt Eberflus to take the turkey out of the oven in 30 seconds

when you make it to the fantasy championship just to get cooked