Celebrating this upcoming 49ers v. Chiefs Superbowl by idling my car in the garage

mistakes acorn for a gun shot trips over himself hits nothing but his own car says hes hit when no one else is shooting holy fuck they truly just give a gun and a badge to anybody

after careful consideration i’ve decided this is the best video of all time and nothing else is even close

Wife is stapling me to the wall again.. In my wife’s defense ‘No laughing in the house’ has been a rule since day one. Sometimes I forget, I don’t know.. I had forgotten what it felt like To laugh

Netflix in the US has snagged the rights to both seasons of the Comedy Central series DETROITERS starring Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson! whats-on-netflix.com/news/comedy-ce…

Play of the Day. Justin Herbert Under 0.5 Interceptions 177❤️ and I’ll drop NFL Playoff Play #3 Herbert has thrown 245 STRAIGHT Passes on the road without an INT and is Under in 13/15 games but it gets way crazier As he has 3 INTs in 504 PASSES this entire SEASON which is 1

this is so stupid good lord 😭

how has digital color grading become so bad that major studios are somehow fucking up THE OCEAN IN HAWAII this disease NEEDS to end

“How’s everyone doing tonight” “Wooo” “Cmon you can do better than that, let’s try again. How’s everyone doing tonight” has got to be one of the most irritating modern human experiences

I showed this to my 21 and 23-year-old sons, and they said no one they know this age texts like this. They said, "Mom, this is how you text". Do you know any 22-year-olds who text other kids like this? They don't use complete sentences with correct punctuation.

Take it away, Doc and Kersh!

Just received the weirdest text ever from my mother about my 17 year old brother

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL

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“In 10 years the Sequels will be as beloved as the Prequels” Welcome to 10 years later. They’re as hated today as they were 10 years ago. Disney turned a $4 Billion brand into a $4 Million brand.