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Let's set the record straight. Under Governor Tim Walz's leadership: Minnesota Twins = ZERO World Series Championships Minnesota Wild = ZERO Stanely Cup Champampionships Minnesota Vikings = ZERO Superbowl Championships. #FireTimWalz

Just love this picture of my dad. So proud of her.

Deep fake porn isn't funny. I'm a victim of it too. #TaylorSwiftAI

After the AFC and NFC Championships its important to point out that the Minnesota Vikings have won ZERO superbowls during Governor Tim Walz six years as Governor.

If you don't let your 14 year old become a transvestite Democrats will have that child ripped from your home. Montana family loses custody of daughter after opposing her transition dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

#PSA #MAGA

What the fuck happened to pita pockets?

Quick Robert Reich do that whole "no one is above the law thing" nypost.com/2024/02/08/new…

MF'er will fly to the Ukraine to say hi, but he won't fly to Klondike and demand they permanently bring back the Choco Taco. Minnesotan's demand to know are you "pro-choco" or "anti-choco" #MN4CHOCO

I would like to see an amendment directing Sen. ZZ Top to buy a razor.

Sounds like a an awesome Beta Male party!

All you people banning plastic straws are going to be sorry if you need a tracheostomy someday and I all have is a paper straw.

How the fuck do Gays get to use Native American terms like 'Two Spirit' but the Cleveland Indians had to change their name?

How much are Transvestites owed though?

A badass would kill something that has a chance to fight back. A coward kills babies who can't fight.

During cross-examination of Michael, I'd ask him if prison cum tastes better straight from the dick or if it's better licked off an asshole. #PrisonMike

I normally disagree with everything Michael says, but this was a terrible response and not the right messenger.

When you say "Fair Share" doesn't that mean everyone should pay some part of "the share"