every year, thanksgiving is just a reminder that I cannot be left alone with french onion dip

Karoline Leavitt’s SISTER in law has been CAPTURED by ICE. She has been in the country illegally for approximately 26 years, and is in removal proceedings.

“The rest (of her outfit) is yet to come” classless Ambassador Guilfoyle

Ambassador Guilfoyle, on the other hand, came repeatedly with a Russian agent. He wooed her by telling stories about taking dark skinned infants from their mothers just to be cruel.

Today, the President of the United States used “retarded” to describe someone he does not like. Donald Trump is an embarrassment. I cannot believe there are still Christians who support this man. I said what I said.

Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing "Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions." reporting by Alex Horton Ellen Nakashima

if you see a beautiful picture of snow and your first thought is “how can i make this racist” you probably deserve to die

OH MY GOSH!!! JILL BIDEN WEARS UNDERWEAR!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 WE WILL HAVE TRANSGENDER WOMEN IN LADIES BATHROOMS NEXT!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankin… Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserves in the world - even more than Saudi Arabia. The oil is what Trump wants along with donations from oil companies. This war crime has nothing to do with fentanyl. The fentanyl is just a pretext.

Oh my God, the dryer made my pants so tight. And by dryer I mean 5 lbs of mashed potatoes, half an apple pie, and an entire cheese plate.

A FEW GOOD MEN 2025 Edition TRUMP: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED! (stunned silence) D: He’s guilty R: TDS 😂 NYT: The country remains divided

This you?

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.

You don’t need to be a war college professor to know that “fog of war” is not actual smoke and fog from a fire, but it would be nice if the secretary of defense actually knew it

Absolutely 💯 agree

🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on the ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in November. That's the fourth negative number in the past six months. The estimate was for plus 40,000, so the street was off on this one ...

The four year old is correct.

🚨 NEW: One of the largest COVID-19 vaccine studies ever (28 MILLION people in France) just dropped. Results? • 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19 • 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality • No increase in 4-year mortality • Vaccinated people had lower risk of death

FUCKING HELL 💕💕 I was just awarded the 💕Sweet Leaf Peace Prize💕