Maybe he'll just stand & slowly sway to his record collection for 4 years.

Objectively awful crime but I can't stop seeing Peter Sellers on the right here

Everyone has their own way of coping

This is very disappointing I distinctly remember order it in XXL

Probably fine

The chairman

Should have arked the bus

Headline viewed in the background during opening scenes of a space zombie invasion film while everything is still normal

A week of driving/pedestrianing in SE London after the same in Rome & I slightly miss the latter. A bit mad & threatening yes but EVERYONE is paying attention as fuck knows what is going to happen next

Sad state of affairs when a city can't afford a 24 hour cow rescue service. Can't they just close a library or something?

Too many people have said yes to the office party invitation, my budget is fannied, I need to arrange some ₐₛₛₐₛₛᵢₙₐₜᵢₒₙₛ, do not worry I am typing this using incognito mode, we are completely safe RSVP with rates & availability thanks in advance

I can't believe it's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, not butter

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I'm not saying he's perfect for the job but the glorious "it's what I do" Bishop of Southwark, while retired is still alive & yeah fuck it I AM saying he's perfect #archbishopofcanterbury

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