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“Oh that’s cute haha” Listen up faggot, if you were confronted by a giant 1000x your size you would piss and shit yourself and run away. This hamster fight with power

GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm? ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal

It’s crazy how there’s nothing 🤣

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There’s nothing

discovered you can’t watch movies working 60 hours a week, or even participate in human existence

The Greatest Ping Pong Player in the Universe

Why would I want my brain to be more red

16yo Dexter: I don't know, prom sounds kinda lame to me Dexter's Dad: That's because you are a freak who will definitely become a serial killer. Just a freaky weirdo psychopath freak who will never be normal, that's what you are, son that I love so much

Jerry Maguire was sucking titty on the porch first date genuinely who's doing it like that

Don’t put that coin in your oven. It’ll get warm with the others, melt, and become just another meltoin. Which it is.