1. My dear countrymen. The man we have sent to Washington to protect us has asked us to be afraid. He has painted a world of doom and gloom.

Drink coffee and pretend you know what you're doing... and if ya mess up pretty bad... have a beer and keep going

Donaldtrump's wall would be less successful than the opening weekend of Matt Damon's GREAT WALL.

That's a wrap for 2017 Winter Conditioning!! Everyone has put in SO MUCH hard work this off season!! Excited for Spring!! ✊🏼 #TheProcess

Quit school Buy a boat Explore new places Work odd jobs Learn from books & people Make the World your college

how 2 dress for cold march weather 1. take ur pants and sweater off 2. get back into bed

Let me be clear; I REFUSE to be held hostage by your colossal bigotry, stupidity, greed, indecency, unkindness, fear-mongering, lawlessness.

If you want to be D1 but you are too tired to workout or too tired to pay attention in class, you better prepare to be D-None.

I like my beer like the Easter bunny after his divorce: hoppy and bitter. No one is forcing you to read these.

#SodOffClarkson to one of the people who speaks their mind in the public eye. Thank God he isn't a politician, Happy Birthday Jezza

Giving away 2 Easter baskets with brand new Canon 7D's on my Instagram.com/KJP RT if you want one 😍🐇🐥🌸🌷

JESUS: This bread is my body. SIMON: Ok JESUS: This wine is my blood. SIMON: Got it. So what's this? JESUS: That? That's a salt shaker brah.

Today is Administrative Professionals' Day in the United States. I wonder who organised that?

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Final 🏈 | @WOUWolves defeats @SFUClan, 82-21 ... A DII era scoring record for the Wolves

Rule one on social media. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever make a joke. Because no-one will get it.

United States Army Lieutenant General Michael Flynn has disgraced the Military and all who serve by lying to the FBI. He was more loyal to the Turkish Govt than to our own. The man who led the charge “LOCK HER UP” is about to be locked up.

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54j4…