Having a baby with the right person is more important than having a baby before 30.

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

Life was so simple

god remember when we used to buy ringtones. full on tv adverts for text sounds. now if my phone ever made a sound in front of someone else I would simply die from shame.

*Removing the crust from your wound* Your blood platelets that have been working for days

How it started. How it’s going.

Love this, Jordan Henderson ❤️

#TeamGB have won their second gold medal of #Tokyo2020! 🇬🇧🥇 After four Olympic Games, it's Tom Daley first ever gold - it's Matty Lee's first gold at the first time of asking. A sublime display 👏 #bbcolympics #tokyo2020

In a Popworld for the first ever time. Probably top 3 worst experiences of my life and I’ve had a stroke.

Check out this fantastic singing from Y5 Callowell School in their #primaryoutreach #festivaloflearning music session! #everythingispossible

thinking about the time my ex demanded I see a therapist and then the therapist told me to dump him

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

imagine ur card gets declined at the tattoo shop and they come out with a vegetable peeler

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more ❤️

Life is sick when you’re not a prick

Kevin mate are you ok??