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I like stable shit 😭 to much chaos make me turn into the Taurus I am & once as Taurus start taurusing just leave us alone.

my girl wanted a dog for her birthday so i cheated on her

my mom warned me about drugs not women with gorilla grip coochie

Back in the day neither us or Amazon paid sales tax on orders and prime orders showed up in 2 days

are we going to the pumpkin patch together this year or no ??😾😾

55 searches on LinkedIn in a week and no job offers, I got you

If this isn’t on our bucket list I don’t want it

Two incomes is better than one. Make sure your girl got two jobs, stay up kings

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When you buy a used car, make sure the previous owner has no spare key. This post is not about cars 😒😒

Steve Irwin on being a father

Girls be like "but I'm different" yeah a different type of disappointment

I’ve never seen a group of grown adults more afraid of bing fired from jobs they aren’t actually doing

When life gets you down you know what you gotta do. Just Keep Swimming.

They be like “I’m getting my life together” but in reality