Rumor: Nintendo Switch Online to add Game Boy and Game Boy Color games soon nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-switc…

My days as a stay at home parent during a pandemic have been a bit mundane to say the least. So you can imagine my surprise to find myself in an argument on a bug identification subreddit at 2am! #sahp #pandemic

Robot vacuums need a mode on the app that allows you to disable the start button on the vacuum. Because toddlers. Also charging docs are just straight bs. Because toddlers. iRobot Self Aware ROOMBA #toddler

Today I learned from my nephew that Santa Claus is the oldest man, and Mary Poppins is the oldest woman. #TodayinHistory

"This is the order of things I love: Family, Friends, Roblox." – Nephew, 8

Nephew: you’re doing legal stuff! FBI…Open up!

If an organization asks you to provide a bio and/or headshot, for the love of love, please include your name in the filename. Sincerely, the person who has to put all that together. #GraphicDesign #designthinking

How’s your Monday? I’ll start. One of my weekly habit trackers in my planner is to use my planner. I’m basically killing it over here.

The old lawmakers making up the US govt is basically the definition of helicopter parenting. They’ve gotta let go of the control, let us spread our wings. It’s beyond time, we can do this. Maybe we’ll skin our knees! But, we probably won’t.

I love being able to cast “animals pooping” compilations from another room and hearing my nephew react.

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

It’s annoying not being able to do anything but holding and comforting a sick toddler, but also amazing that you’re the ultimate source of comfort and love for a tiny human.

I’m introducing my daughter to studio ghibli. Apparently this is an eagle. 🦅 #HowlsMovingCastle #StudioGhibli #toddler

Things I never expected to say: “Those are my good tweezers, you don’t use them to clean your jeans!” #husbands

Apparently if you live in the United States and you sound like a really sad accordion when you exhale that you have to pay $315 for a three month supply of an inhaler that may marginally allow you to breathe better. And that’s *with* insurance. #American #asthma

We don’t need an “Auntie network” or for well-meaning feminists to center themselves in a fight they just entered. Support the people who have been doing repro justice work and have been preparing for this. #RoeVWade #AbortionIsHealthcare

Chipotle, Subway, Burger King, Panda Express, Sbarro, A&W, Dippin’ Dots. 💥

The two important lessons learned in the first minute of My Neighbor Totoro are: 1. Sharing is the kind thing to do and promotes familial bonding. 2. Don’t trust cops.

I dream of a world where skinny people stop doing this

My husband has been busting his booty getting this game out. So proud of him!! Support indie devs and buy it on Steam—It’s only $2!!