Since Trump will probably blow up the world tonight at 8 pm, this means money will no longer be an object. So, become a new paid subscriber to my Joke’s On You newsletter while you still can. Time is running out! substack.com/@howardfoxhumo…

Trump just announced a 2 week ceasefire, but don’t let that deter you from becoming a paid subscriber.

IDGAF, this is one of the greatest bands ever to exist

Melania Trump: m.youtube.com/shorts/bPv8MCy…

Bissell recalls over 1 million vacuums. Ironically, it's because they suck.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT (who left us 19yrs ago today) was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Bob Newhart telling the iconic toupee story while Dean Martin tries not to lose it. Classic comedy. When deadpan meets chaos 😂🎙️

Now here’s an idea: a Billy Preston Chia Pet.

New review: “Your story is a wild, irreverent romp that manages to blend "Golden Age" sci-fi absurdity with a very modern, satirical edge.” - George | the culture crunch open.substack.com/pub/howardfox1…

David Cassidy 🎩🪄 I Think I love You Happy Heavenly Birthday, David, born on April 12th, 1950 🎂🎉🎂 The ultimate teen heartthrob of The Partridge Family TV fame, pure 70s idol energy. Clip from The Today Show 1993, still magnetic on stage. #DavidCassidy

I don’t know why Trump finds it’s so hard to block the Strait of Hormuz, when Chris Christie was easily able to block the George Washington Bridge in 2013. I mean, Christie is available. He’s got his own beach chair and won’t put our servicemen in danger.

My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. **Any entries you may have please enter contest. Thanks!** Enjoy! open.substack.com/pub/howardfox1…

Today Is National Scrabble Day. It's my favorite board game, mainly because my partner is dyslexic.

You know you're getting old when you think Miracle-Gro is used for erectile dysfunction.

When I was a kid, my mom used to say “If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” To this day, people think I’m mute.

Today is National Library Workers Day. So if you're going to have sex, make sure you do it by the book

Attention comedians: Today is the deadline to file your jokes.