my dad called to tell me he saw a guy at the store wearing an oreo shirt and he asked him about it and the guy said he works for oreo. Now my mom just texted me this. This is all very exciting for us.

both still getting ate so what’s your point

I AM NEVER LEAVING THIS APP

Refrigerator ass phone

Got raptured a couple of hours ago. They still have Twitter here. Which, honestly, makes it pretty unclear exactly where I got raptured to

If everyone else got raptured and we are stuck here with THIS mother fucker tweeting from prison and starting a podcast, I am going to become the mother fucking Joker

I'm not gonna arrange these in quadrants or whatever but it's nice to see everyone come out to beat SBF's ass. SMH

Apple math

What a time to be alive

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Blowing a motorcyclist in half with a broadside of Lithium Shot like I was at the Battle of Trafalgar

Where’s the fucking police bro

nigga got on welding gloves just to touch it. i am not eating this shi

this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.

can’t get over the fact that last time i posted about how committing to daily walks helped my recovery i got a ton of replies being like “um. it snows where i live” and “some of us live in a city” even though at the time i was actively walking through the snow, in a city

I got scammed for $4K a year ago I messaged the guy every week for a 8 months straight Today he got so annoyed and finally refunded me Never give up

I have seen this *exact* tweet 947392946 times in this mother fucking app and if I see it one more time from y'all I am going to go on a shit poasting rampage lol

just call me retarded at this point because if you call me "neurospicy" I'll set you on fire

142,000 likes and people saying they hope Gabe Newell lives forever. Stuff like this is why Steam and Valve have such loyal fans. Xbox could learn a thing or two