How much of your time is spent yearning for very fit men on the internet? I’m just saying— maybe he already has!

i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you :(

Hija: papi papi! por qué tienes un bolso? Padre: porque soy la vulcano cariño Hija: me caigo muertaaa

doctor: cómo quieres llamarla? la madre de cuca gamarra: cuca gamarra

She looks like she wants to go to the four seasons Orlando

el nuevo tema de Mitski dice "I keep thinking, “surely, somebody will save me" at every turn, I learn that no one will" uuuu hermana recien empieza el año no se para que te trajimos boluda

happy trail no bush is literally insane. bitch that’s a dead end

how coworker friendships feel

.Bad Gyal

en terminos pop es como si rihanna sacará un álbum

PAPI SOY TU FASHION GIRRRLLL

rosalía cuando llegan las 8

China:

Demi Lovato explains why she sang “Heart Attack” at an American Heart Association event: “They asked me to sing that. I flagged it beforehand and was like, ‘Isn’t this, like, not the vibe?’ They were like, ‘No, they wanna hear it.’ I was like, ‘Okay?’ And then of course people

el primo de nicki minaj

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they know we have Chinese people who would eat them.